Singaporean Delusion: A Tragic Tale of Denial

When something/someone is f*cked up, it's bad, but it's still okay if people take notice of the f*ckery and try their best to change it.

The problem with the steaming sh*t pile that is Singapore is that the Singaporeans themselves don't seem to think that they have a problem. Singapore is f*cked up in almost every conceivable way, but the locals somehow always try to deceive themselves into thinking that they live in a wonderful country.

WHY??????????

I've come to the conclusion that these Singaporeans are either completely oblivious to their living environment and have the perceptive ability of a f*cking chair, or are so far in deluded denial that they just don't want to even admit to knowing that they exist in a backward cow dung dump.

This blind love for the cesspool is everywhere.

It is indoctrinated into the non-functioning minds of Singaporeans from when they're young, when they're forced to sing the national anthem and to recite the pledge every day, when they're brainwashed into thinking that Singapore is a first-world utopia. Many carry on into adulthood without thinking and without questioning. It's sickening.

Singaporeans get unduly indignant when people criticize their country because they know exactly how messed up their country is, but instead turn their sad acknowledgement (or denial, I don't know which it is) into anger for the one who's speaking the truth.

Now let's talk about the 'future' of Singapore and their form of delusion. The young people.

They are insecure, they are substanceless, and they hate it when their friends try to improve themselves. Let's look at this example:

When young Singaporeans (especially the university kids)  go on exchange in other countries, and come back with a different worldview or outlook on life, or more tangibly, a different accent, their Singaporean peers get so incredibly disgusted and angry it's insane. It's like getting extremely pissed at your friend because they decided to change their hairstyle.

There are two things that one can learn from this. Young Singaporeans are so empty and so devoid of substance and culture that they constantly have to look elsewhere for an identity. This is an extremely sad thing, and sometimes I actually genuinely feel bad for them. But I stop feeling bad when their friends get uncomfortable and start tearing them down for wanting an identity.

For reference, let's call the Singaporeans who want an identity the Wanting Singaporeans, and the Singaporeans who get angry the Denial Singaporeans.

These Wanting Singaporeans, I admit, should be commended for actually working to get an identity for themselves, although they may be called "pretentious" and "fake" (and actually, most of the time, they are pretentious and fake), because they're actually trying.

The Denial Singaporeans who get angry at the Wantings actually want an identity as much as the Wantings do. They're either too lazy to work for an identity or just don't have the guts to do it. The most infuriating thing, however, is that these Denial Singaporeans are always, always appropriating other cultures and their characteristics, and at the same time, crucifying their Wanting friends for actually going out and incorporating these things into their identity.

These Denials will go on Instagram and caption their posts with foreign lingo and boast about how the foie gras wagyu beef bowl (that has already featured at least 6 times on their social media) wasn't as satisfying as the previous time and "needs more salt", and then turn around and bash the Wantings who never solicited their opinions in the first place. And then everyone ends up being sad and bitter and marinate in their pot of self-loathing.

And then when the ego of their country is attacked, they'll get all defensive and act like they were proud of being Singaporean in the first place.

Give me a f*cking break.

Singapore — The Asscrack of the World

Singapore disgusts me on a personal, visceral level.

Every time I think of it, every part of my body gets nauseous and I bite my lip and roll my eyes into the back of my head.

There is literally nothing else that is capable of stirring within me such revulsion and distaste.

Let's start with its geography.

It's depressing. It's so flat, and so f*cking boring. It is far too small and has some of the most pathetic, polluted beaches in the world. Oil in the water, trash on the sand. Despite all the sunshine in Singapore, the skies are a weird, confused shade of grayish-blue and the way the light hits the Singaporean environment just makes everything look bad. It's like fluorescent light — it reveals every single flaw and just makes everything look ugly. Even the green stuff in Singapore looks ugly. Ugly grass, ugly trees, ugly soil. Ugly, ugly everything.

On top of that, the architecture and the street systems are individual uglies in their own right. They, and the messed up geography, come together to form a weird, malformed frankenf*ck of I-don't-even-know-what-the-f*ck-to-call-it.

Let's move on to the weather. The revolting weather. There are few things more taxing and infuriating than the heat and humidity and stickiness and sweatiness and stuffiness that you literally cannot experience anywhere else in the world (thank God). No matter what Singapore builds, things will always be destroyed by the disgusting climate.

This brings me to my next point about how people think Singapore should be a role model in terms of cleanliness and hygiene. I don't know how the f*ck people could ever pass that judgement. There might not be a lot of trash lying around but the MOLD, the MOLD that grows everywhere because of the humidity just ruins EVERYTHING. Everything's either sticky or slippery or slimy. It's nasty.

Singapore is also a smelly cesspool. Every single bad smell is amplified to hell because of the heat and humidity. It doesn't help that everyone sweats like sh*t. And God help you if the garbage truck crosses your path.

Now, let's talk about the most disgusting part of Singapore. The centerpiece of this rant, and some of the grossest things that you could ever come across: Singaporeans.

Singaporeans are the vilest, foulest creatures that I, personally, have ever encountered. They are insecure, distasteful pieces of sh*t. They have no style, they have no flair, they have no originality. Always looking for validation, always expressing themselves in the most distasteful manner. No beauty, no authenticity, no sense.

The thing about Singaporeans — however — that actually makes me want to puke my body inside out is the way they sound. It doesn't matter what language they're speaking, and it doesn't matter what kind of English they're speaking. They could be speaking Singlish, and they could be speaking proper, standard English, but it doesn't matter. No matter what they speak, they always sound like something that exploded out of a sick rhino's ass. This is, in my opinion, what is ruining (or has already ruined) the country. The saddest part is that it will never change. Poor Singaporeans. Look bad, sound bad, smell bad. What the f*ck

I'm not gonna talk about the government or the education system because I don't need to repeat what everybody already knows. Poor citizens, poor kids, poor everyone. Rigid, boxed-up little mouse-people with no guts and no voice. Uncharismatic, uninspired, uninspiring.

I honestly don't know what the f*ck Singaporeans are so proud of on their national day, because what in the blue hell are they screaming about??? A little fishing village turned into a big phony clusterf*ck is something to be celebrated????? Are you kidding????????

Singapore is fake. Fake, phony, artificial, no realness, no genuineness, no nothing. Fake buildings, fake culture, fake people with both colonial and crab mentalities. Everything in Singapore is a bad copy of something else. Desperate and disgusting. Tasteless and tragic. There is literally no hope for this place.

Singapore is irreparably messed up on every single level, in every single sector, in every single social group. Never in my life have I seen a country this f*cking gross and never would I ever wish for anyone to be born in it. May this f*cked up country and its f*cked up people crumble to the ground.