Singaporeans: Ugly, Pretentious Pieces of Sh*t 

Singaporeans are incomprehensibly ugly, inside and out.

It's an extremely unfortunate combination of the disgustingly hot and humid climate and and the oppressive nature of the sh*thole's society.

First off, the heat and humidity make people sweat buckets all the time, and this leads to breakouts and bad, bad skin. Taking a shower's not going to f*cking help because you're going to end up perspiring like crazy 2 minutes later. The humidity drains you and exhausts you, leaving you in a horrible, horrible mood all the time. Physically being in the country is, in itself, torture.

It also doesn't help that the Singaporean government is rabidly obsessed with the construction of high-rise infrastructure, because this means that those f*ckers aren't going to stop building and building and building and as a result, ALL of the oppressive, wet, disgusting heat will be trapped on the island for all the lovely Singaporeans to bathe and revel in. But maybe that's what those sick f*cks want. We don't know.

It also goes without saying that Singaporean society is unbearably oppressive, where all kinds of snooty, subhuman rat-people scurry around and annoy and disgust you left, right, and centre. This, coupled with Singapore's "world-famous" education system, make Singaporeans look like a bunch of malformed gremlins that fell and smacked their "faces" (or whatever you call them) one too many times.

Every individual in this dumpster fire of a country is affected by this contagious, insidious ugliness in their own unfortunate way. Some people physically look crippled by the oppressive environment, with their faces breaking out like nobody's business, wearing disgusting, sloppy excuses for outfits, or shuffling around, backs hunched over, with bad hair and pastel-colored metal-framed glasses and a blank gaze that focuses on nothing but going home to do homework or play on the computer.

It's disgusting.

And speaking of blank gazes, there are two main kinds of this gaze in Singapore:

1. The rigid, robotic gaze that is perpetually glued to the buck-toothed, open-mouthed, mouth-breathing faces of Singaporean children, who only know how to study and go for extracurricular lessons and play on their iPhones and play on their computers

2. The empty, vacuous stare that always finds itself plastered over the faces of Singaporean teenage hipsters who think they look good on Instagram but are really just vapid, pretentious cultural handicaps that have no other way to express themselves. It scares the sh*t out of me

And this is exactly what happens when a country is boring, empty, and substanceless, and has nothing to offer the people that live in it. It's an extremely sad reality. For those who have to endure life in this unapologetically distasteful wasteland of a country, I'm so, so, so sorry.